So... LIke... i made a blog too..

Actually, ive had it for a while, just never really used it. I think its time.

Also, i may or may not be putting up segments of my novel *wink wink*

lightsandcandy.blogspot.com

Blog

I made a blog but it kinda sucks so far but look at it anyways, post stuff, yeah.

http://blogwherethingsrtold.blogspot.com

YUP

Christmas Tree Farm 3

ZOMG PART 3!!!


P.S. Happy Birthday Hannah Beezle!

Christmas Tree Farm 2

part two! wewt!

Notice: ASSFLU!

So..... hi.
It's Hannah. As you may have guessed.
I was listening to someone at school talk about how it was getting hard to read the Squidfeathers comics because of all the personal posts that people were creating.
Sad, right?
So I reopened my own personal blog and I suggest other squidfeathers to do the same. Feel free to post your art and stuff, but also post it to your own blog.
The best thing about your own blog is that you are in complete control of it.
You can change it anyway you want.




So please make your own blog. It will help the world go round.
Thanks,
           Hannah Beezle


PS. I am talking to you LEO!
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heh im awake at one in the morning
i have been for the last couple of days, Why you ask. Because its frigging amazing. Only problem is when i have to start getting up at 6-o-clock again to get to school on time. I mean seriosully school would be pracctically over by the time i am waking up. Im gonna regret this arnt i.

Banner/Logo Crap

I is almost finished with the regular Squid Feathers LOGO! 
Finally!
I am also going to make a holidays version.
(We'll see how this goes.)
So yeah, I just wanted to let you guys know.
I would look for it in the next couple of weeks.

ONLY 5 DAYS 'TIL CHRISTMAS!

The Christmas Tree Farm

Like Hannah has been saying, we are revamping Squidfeathers and stuff to make it more like an actually understandable webcomic... so here is the first strip! enjoy, i guess!

oh yeah, also, we will be coming up with a different name for the comic. maybe.

so yeah.

Some Stuff I've Been Working On

Zombie

(My new trademark drawing)
Totoro

Romantic Scene

(don't ask)

Hooded Guy

Da' Zombee

Merry Christmas all!!

As some of you know, I will be away for most of Christmas break, not much access to a computer, (stupid dial up). And NO I wont bring anyone snow *looks at Ginny* it will melt, but I probably will bring some presents for you guys. Ii hope everyone has a good break! But if you have a fake tree like we do this year, i am sorry :'(

NOTICE: ASSFLU! (All Special Squid Feathers Listen Up!)

Maddi and I (and Ginny) were talking about how to make squidfeathers more open to the public. You guys have all read Sinfest, or dino comics, or cyanide and happiness, or something, right? We realized that what made this comics successful is their ability to appeal to (almost) anyone. Our comic, so far, is very focused on the characters and their actual counterparts in real life. The problem with this is that the comic is hard to understand if people don't know us personally. In the next comic, we are going to keep the characters simple and the setting vague, for example, an average junior/high school trip to a Christmas tree farm. We are going to suspend magical powers (for now! don't worry) and gradually work them back into the plot. Maddi is going to try and draw most of the future comics in non-stickfigureness (so that people can appreciate how good she is!). We hope that you will support the new style, and will help with this in your posting.*

* AUTHORS AND ARTISTS ARE NOT REQUIRED TO MAKE ANY CHANGES TO THEIR PERSONAL POSTS/STYLE BECAUSE OF THIS NOTICE.

Anyone for a Lip-syncing video?

http://www.youtube.com/v/pw5tLv9mpIw?fs=1&hl=en_US

WHO'S WITH ME?
I've been itching to do any sort of music video for awhile, and i know we have some pretty sweet actors and artists around here...
i just need time, a song, people, and a camera.
If ur interested email me @ squidfeathers[at]ymail.com and we can make this happen!!!

Ashley at the Dance pt.1

The play

The play was okay.

At least I thought so.

It was quite interesting if you knew what was going on.

Like when I shoved Duncan out of his chair.

And then punched him in the face.

My bad...

A lot of people were being really quiet with their lines.

BAD.

The cast party afterwards was fun too.

Charles put salt in my hair.

We kept making blonde jokes, most of which I didn't get.

We salted EVERYTHING

And then I spilled marinara sauce on the ground.

Charles Ashley and I figured that we'd be better off getting eaten by hobos than getting murdered by the Waiters.

I just sneezed on my stuff. Hallelujah.

TTFN, Ta Ta For Now- *TIGGER* :D

Leo Drawing. Lifelike

:D

Complain Complain/ Comic Request

guyyyys.... I'm grumpy.....
smiling is like trying to push my shoulders through a cat door._.

complain complain complain.

sooo guys who draw comics, i have a challenge for you: draw a comic where your characters are upset/mad/sad/trying to get through a cat door.

if you don't want to/ like to draw.... make a story? i guess?


complain complain complain .

~Z

And Now For Something COMPLETELY Different

Ever notice how you loved the twilight books and hated the movies.
The book really wasn't too good to begin with.
Sure it was a page turner but still.
Its about a Vampire falls in love with a clumsy human.
How ORIGANAL stephenie meyers.
The reason the movies are so gay is Bella's lack of emotion.
Yeah she has that wanna-be sexual stare to the distance
but what is that gonna help you when you have a baby?
(yes I just gave the story away.)
She will just be looking in the distance.
Okay lets move on to Edward *sigh*
Get a tan.
Spray abs
That's all I'm going to say.
The only okay actor is jacob.
I know what your thinking.
I'm only saying that because my mom thinks he's hot.
no no no no no
I'm just saying that because he's a werewolf.

P.S. If you want me to be the critict of something else just comment.

AHAHAHAHA SUCKERS

From what i heard, the dance sucked

it reeked, it blew, it f**ked,

AHAHAHA SUCKERS

People got mad

and others got sad,

AHAHAHA SUCKERS

dates got trashed

people got mashed,

AHAHAHA SUCKERS

as dreams and hopes

crashed to the ground

lies were wrought

hell was found

AHAHAHA SUCKERS

you stupid fools

who trusted the hacks

who said this dance

was worth a damn

and beyond all that

a great shazam

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID STUPID SUCKERS

Thats right, thats what you get for going to a dance. Learn from your mistakes!

you know form the looks of things its a good thing i went and stabbed people rather than going to the dance. Fencing is fun

Oh yeah, and a P.S. from my last post.

Thank you Sean Yoo for breaking the ice.
We were both staring awkwardly in opposite directions.
:p

The dance.

Well, I went to the dance.
No duh. Like I wouldn't go!
I have really weird feeling in my stomach.
You know that feeling when you are really scared about something?
Like you are about to drop straight down 100 feet?
That feeling.
I totally messed up.
My story:
I didn't ask the guy I like to the dance.
I know for a fact that one girl (who is waaaay prettier than me) asked him, and he said no.
So, I didn't want to risk rejection.
This guy is the type who would make stupid sarcastic comments about it for the rest of my life.
So I didn't ask him.
He didn't even come.
...
Anyways, so I went to the dance.
No duh. Like I wouldn't go!
It was a lot of fun.
For like the first 15 minutes.
Then, I accidently told a guy who I liked.
Oops.
After that, he was very distant and was kind of depressed for the rest of the night.
I put two and two together, and made four.
Right now, I am REALLY hoping that 2+2 equals five or someting.
THEN Angel followed me around all night and tried to confess his love.
Ashley, we are in the same boat.
Then I kind of started to like someone else.
Then I really started to like him.
I am so hopeless.
Then, a rumor I heard about someone liking me was confirmed.
So, in the end, I had a pretty weird night.
It was scary.
I felt really bad.

I still do.
And today, I went onto squidfeathers and read about everyone elses experience.
I realized that I am so stupid.
Right now, I am banging my head agaisnt the keyboard.
coojFAhafokwejwFJAOUIJMFOIEPIWEJEoiaeojfawe'PWRJ
So yeah.
I am having trouble pressing the PUBLISH POST button. I'm scard that someone will see it.
Oh well.
Everyone should know what I am thinking.
...
Or maybe they shouldn't.
Maybe it will hurt someone all over again.
Like when I accused them of liking my best friend. (Sorry Joel, I'm stupid.)
So... sigh.
(halfhearted) chou

"Wow, what a great night," she says sarcastically.

The dance was..................horrible.
I got rejected by SOMEONE with a mullet-y Justin Beiber haircut.
Then I asked somebody else.
They said yes.
At the dance...............
My date got sick about 30 minutes into it.
Angel confessed his love for me.
And I found out one of my best friend has the hots for my date.
Wow, this has GOT to be one of the worst case scenarios.

The Daannnnccce

Dance was pretty fun

My date was short

We punched people

It was interesting

My friend Savannah came

It was unexpected and amazing

I forced her to dance

My best friend is having problems

It's so very sad

:(

Oh middle school drama, how I loathe thee. :P

ITS A DANCE

why is the dance such a big deal??? it's just going to the farm where there's blacklights and dancing with a bunch of other hormonal teenagers..... (<----- Sour grapes... i couldn't go to the dance :P) (edit: never mind i'm actually pretty glad i didn't go)


instead i watched tron and at chinese fast food with my family, wondering about the mold that is slowly taking over our house... all the while dealing with rejection (AND NO ASHLEY it wasn't leo he has a gf alrdy and i never liked him in that way, K?)......... yeah.. mold.


better than the dance? probably not.

DANCE DANCE I GLORIOUS DANCE I NEVER WILL GO TO YOU...

its a farm thing. instead, im going to be shooting aliens with an assault rifle. and a pistol. and a sniper rifle. and stuff. oh, and ill be using grenades. that too.

Such a Let Down

I have no date. It's probably my own fault.
I rejected two people.
Count it.
2 people!
The people I like haven't asked me yet.
There are two people.
Count it.
2 people!
I'll give you a hint!
Excited!
Taylor is not one of them!
I'm so picky.
I'm such a smurf.
///_^) emo text doesn't have a date either.
Someone should ask emo text to the dance.
It would make him less emo.
I'll go to the dance if I can scrape up enough money.



P.S. Plz don't kill me

Dance (Dance) Like it's the last (last) night of your life.....

Soooooooo.........
Tomorrow, is our school's dance!
And, no, this isn't advertising paid for by the ASB.....
ANYWAYS
It should be fun.
Do you guys have dates?  (^_^)
I, personally.................................................................................................................................................
................................................................................................................................................................
.......
................................................................................................................................................................
DO!
Yep, ME!
As in, ME!

Should be fun! (Once again, ^_^)

*Dances to Tik Tok)

The squidfeathers team has a new member!!!!!!!!!! I would like everyione to welcome Garrett to the team. He wont be in any of the comics for a little bit but he will help out with any videos that we make

The Shattered Planet

The Shattered Planet

A story by Duncan Smith

1. Into the Light from the Sweet, Sweet Darkness

Time means nothing in the void. Darkness is all that one finds in the eternal deep. As such, the small light that flourished in its depths was a phenomenon beyond the knowledge of any and all in this universe; the void was supposedly constant. Eternal. Somehow, this one small bright individual became in the midst of the void, an embodiment of pure will.

The light saw nothing, and fear took hold. It searched for the way out of the nothing, but found nothing of the like. Its despair began to grow, as it floundered through the nothingness. Its light had no way out. There was no conduit for it’s silent power. The darkness was absolute, allowing for no hope of escape.

The little light had almost lost hope when a way opened. The way into the light, to the real and true world behind the veil that was the void. And so the little flame went through the gate, into a new world. A world from which he would never escape. No acts of mercy would be given in this land, no portals to a new world. For sometimes, it is better to stay in the cool, calm darkness, rather than to go jumping headlong into the light.

This is the first bit. More to come. and yes, i double posted. DONT KILL ME!!

Doom...

The darkness of my mind envelops me...

I shall... COMPLETELY DISREGARD THE TITLE AND BE HAPPY :D

anyways... Good lord am i bored. Schools a pain. and stuff. ............... Fu-

O IM GETTING A NEW COMPUTER :D but it wont get here till Christmas D:

Oh well.

The Boredness continues.

And yeah. Im in a webcast show thing with The Anvil God

Fun.

No really.

It is.

You dont believe me, do you?

Crap.

Well.

I tried to spiff this up with a walking animation.

But i cant.

Because i cant animate with just my mouse.

Dangit.

Oh well.

ADIOS Y'ALL

-Duunko, the God of War

Urgent and Serious

Due to serious consideration, Beth the Director might bring Joel back into the school play!!!
(practice your lines, dude!!! You might be getting a second chance!)

Dysfunctional GingerBread Family Comics!

HI!
I-after feeling the same way Hannah does-I decided to try to draw something.
I tried to think of the most simple thing I could!
And I thought of-GINGERBREAD MEN!
Except these aren't your typical loving Ginger Bread Family.
I made a few comics so far, where the son "Son comes out ot the cupboard" where everybody finds out he's a cannibal.
And then the dad sets the house on fire.
And the baby plots how to kill his family.

Awww.....The holidays.  Cannibalistic, murderous, arsonistic little gingerbread people.  Doesn't that just warm your heart?

Drama, Floods, and Hilarious Pictures

What is wrong with some people?? Why is there so much drama in the world?? what's the big deal with relationships??? seriously! Stop being so serious! D:


also.... i've been stuck at my relatives' house for awhile since there's a flood problem at my house... there's a scanner, but i don't know how to use it. I also misplaced all the comics i've been working on, and i've been doing other stuff too... (-_-;) I'll figure it out!! 


on the bright side, i took a lot of (hilarious and sometimes *text-removed*) pics and vids over vacation, so i'll put them up pretty soon!




So sorry.............................
Maddi (Gangstilaniqua) the Artist

Hi
Me here. I know that you don't hear from me very often but i will be posting more now. Anyway a lot of you probally don't even know why im part of this site. Well neither do i. Buttttt i has got news. I WILL BE STARTING A WEBCAST series thing. If you like it tell your friends if you don't don't burn me 2 bad i'm still working on it. I will put the link up when i get on youtube. O yeah, don't tell people who could get me in trouble. Its not exactly PG.

PROJECT: Does Hannah have talent?!

Hey bugs. It's Hannah.
You guys might know me as the kinda-girly character that loves to explain things. 
I am usually seen flying. 
It is kind of my thing, ya know? Leo has his violence, Maddi has her dark funny/nothing-bothers-me attitude, but I have flying.
At least in the world of Squid Feathers.
In real life, Leo is violent.
Maddi has her attitude.
And I can fly.
Oh, wait a second! I CAN'T ACTUALLY FLY!
So, who am I?
What am I doing here?
In this strange world of awesomely strange people, where does Hannah contribute?
Even Joel, who is just the guy that everyone likes to hit, is an artist!
So is Laura (who is totally awesome).
And Maddi (but you guys knew that).
And Duncan (if you can call a photo-shopped smiley face art).
Leo is, well, not important right now.
Is Hannah an artist?
No.
NO.
N-O.
Spells no.
I feel so left out. I can't even post anything random right now.
Grr.
So! The point of this rant was to say:
I, Hannah Beezle, swear that I have no talent and (quite possibly) will never no matter whatsoever, whosoever, and howsoever happens.
However, this is going to change. I solemnly swear on the the existence of rainbow jello that I will try my hardest to prove that I can, and (quite possibly) will be an artist!
BAM!
Take that, smurfs!
BTW, I am rereading the Harry Potter Series for the 78th time. I am currently on page 689 of the fourth book. It is very good and I am almost done.
I have already tried to draw something, and failed. As soon as school starts again I will send it home with Maddi to scan and upload.
Chou!
PS. I think that the world has gone insane. I cannot be contacted in an emergency because I am under my desk with my fuzzy orange blanket hiding from the fozzies in my living room. I ate too many deep fat fried donuts.

Funny Faces

The tops the best

We All Here

If I started a comic This is how everyone would look.
It's everyone I can think of right now. Plz Comment

Thankful :D

My first COMIC post! hope you like it!

So this is my first uploaded comic. I tried to get everyone's opinion but finals got in the way and I ran out of time...sorry... anyway I finally posted after A LOT OF FUSSING and hopefully I can post some in the future IF people like them. SO! Here are some questions that I want to answer so PEOPLE WON'T KEEP ASKING!!!

-Laura (the EPIC!)

FAQ

Q: Are you replacing Maddi?
A: WTF? NOOoooo!!!!!!!!! I'm just making comics like everybody else just that It's starring MAINLY me. (because I can)

Q: When are you posting more comics?
A: When I have a scanner that's working , I have drawings to post, and I have enough time.

Q: Why do your drawings suck?
A: Would you like to say that again in front of my face and, of course in front of my staff?

Q: Are you drawing JUST comics?

A: No I will draw other stuff but for now I will put comics. :D

How to Be Hip

Ah, to be hip is a dream sought after by all.
What is "hip" you might ask? Well "Hip" defined in modern words
means things like "cool" and "Happening", ya know, "AWESOME".
With 'hip'ness comes great responsibility, so if you are to follow
this advice be aware of the consequences.


Difficulty: Moderately Easy




Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• A gym membership
• Hair products
• shirts with collars
• cool sayings
• 
  

1. 1
   If you have facial hair you are gonna wanna shave it off. Hip people think facial hair is dirty and jive, especially if you are a girl...Shave. No Varsity cheerleader/football player is going to want to make out with you in the backseat of your/his 65' mustang if you're not cleanly shaven and moisturized.
2. 2
   Your definitely going to have to pluck/wax/duct tape your eyebrows. Being Hip requires having 2 neatly shaped eyebrows, not one generic caterpillar crawling above your eyes. Take care of that and then move to step 3.
3. 3
   Its all about the clothes. If you have khakis then throw em away. Tight blue jeans are the only way to go here. If your jeans arent Levi's then your only a fake Hipster...get some Levi's man.
   
   If you dont own collared shirts, get some. Try to get every color imaginable, in long and short sleeves. When wearing a button shirt, never button it just leave it open to show your cool and hip white tee under it. Always, i repeat, "ALWAYS" pop your collar. Can you feel your awesomeness seeping out already?
4. 4
   White reebok tennis shoes...all white, nothing else.
5. 5
   Silver chain necklaces are the way to go. Gold is so 1998 and overdone by the mafia. Also a hoop ear ring in one ear (preferably the left for guys). Those are the only jewelry standards for being hip.
6. 6
   Practice your speaking. Use words like "RIGHTEOUS" and "GNARLY". Basically the more like a surfer you sound, the more hip you will become. Remember though, there is east coast hip and west coast hip. Dont get caught being East coast hip on the west coast or its your neck. Do your research.
7. 7
   Use the picture of Zack and A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell as your bible. Watch re-runs of the show to really get a vivid idea of what being hip is all about. Never ever use Screech as an example for hipness.
   
   

   Tips & Warnings

   • Always ignore nerds, stuff them in lockers when necessary
   • Always drive with your car's top down, even in the rain
   • When the teacher asks for your homework simply say...."You know im too cool for school"
   • Never say Yo more than once in a sentence, NEVER.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     yo everyone wazzup? yo all kno i've just been chillin', like "yo yo yo!" and junk. so, yo, i was lookin' around teh interwebs and saw this "yo yo yo" worthy article! just sayin, yo! y'all know i'm too cool for school, yo.
     *shoves nerd in locker then drives away in a convertible in the rain*

MWAHAHAHAHA

Keep Going....

Keep doing your posts Sean, I wanna see Mr. Birthday Cake have an aneurism.

reading is important (did i just say that?)

read the post about two posts down
itz soopa important

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i was just watching a tv show and this girl got hit in the head with a coconut and i thought,"aw thats too bad" and then i ate some cheeze

i did this

ch-ch-ch-chia! buy a chia pet today for only $14.99
wacha!
and i took this picture.

Nevada, Donations, and Advertisements

Hey! Maddi the Artist is going to Las Vegas for Thanksgiving, and I'm bringing my computer with me! If you have any suggestions for what I should do while I'm there with my aunts/uncles/cousins/whatevers tell me! I will send pictures! I won't have a scanner though so I can't post drawings until December :( We're probably going to see stuff like the Lion King for my sister but we might get to see some cooler and older kid stuff later if u know what I mean XD Also... if you want souvenirs... I might be able to get some :P


Oh and about the bank account thing, my dad (a responsible adult overseer person) and I have created the account at US Banks, it's a basic, free checking account. We will have an ATM card and later we may be able to apply for a checkbook. Right now, in order to activate the account we need 50$ or more. The idea is that if you donate, the percentage of initial deposit that you donate will be kind of like stock, so that your percentage is what we owe you. This means that in a couple of years you could make hundreds of dollars just by donating a few today!


Speaking of which, we will only be able to earn a lot of money if you guys tell people about this website, help us out, give suggestions, spread the word... ANYTHING that can help us be a better teen comic website. Also, once the ads are up... CLICK ON THEM! This will earn us a few cents more every time you click, and you can even just close the ad after you're done. Admins of the site can't click on them I think, that's why it's up to you, the viewers!


Anyway, I hope someone actually reads this because it's pretty important...


Maddi the Artist
Bloop.

And then i was flowers

I was so bored at school today I made this. Took and awesome face, tossed it into photoshop, and made it me. I used a mouse, so it looks bad. And i put it on a flower. hence the name. And yes, this is me tripping balls.

Embodiment of Epic

need i say more

The Flashlight Man Part II OMG

I was taking a walk with my family and we started walking on abandon streets. And it scary. Then we saw a bunch of huge random old houses with old men partying with young woman. Super Scary. I got to hold the flashlight so I became the flashlight man. DON DON DOOON. Then my Dad had to pee so we ran home.

P.S. What is the point in twitter. I don't need to know you had Chick-fil-a for lunch. or that you went into labor
Who goes into labor while they're tweeting, god.

Oh and by the way I had pizza for dinner

Flashlight Man

I was working on shadibng and this came out so, AWESOME!

ads

Hey guys. Squidfeathers will now be hosting ads to try and make some cash. The people who are in the comic, and you know hwo you are will get a cut. I'm working on the distrubutation.

Secrets

I've got a secret

That none shall know of

Even though a lot of people already know

So whatever.

I'm supposed to be studying

But everyone's chatting/ texting me

So I can't.

Hannah was at my house

She was on Facebook

I came back home

And it took me a while to realize

That I was on her Facebook

So I logged out of course :P

LOVE YOU!!!

I'm happy,

SO BAI :D

___________________

A Competition of Sorts

So Laura and I were doodling and stuff and she started drawing this thing, and I said it was cool and she said it sucked so I made my own version of it and dared her to show both of them to people and make them choose which one is better. She said "Well you didn't even try to draw yours," and then refused to show it to people, which I was appalled at, because it took me like, ten whole minutes to make!!! FOR SHAME, LAURA, FOR SHAME. it hurt my feelings, so HERE- for ALL THE WORLD TO SEE!!!

Laura's Version

Maddi's Version

If you think laura's is epic, vote epic! If you think her's is fail, vote fail!!!! (please vote as honestly as possible?)

CAPS LOCKED!

CAPS LOCK


H3LP ME!
I'M LOCKED IN CAPS!
I CANT FIND THE BUTTON! BLAHHHH!
TOAST SMELLS LIKE FIRE,
WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
ok i got out
whew...
:( eat meat)

Hey just wanted to let you guys know that were almost at 2000 veiws and
ppl in other countries have started looking at this site 2

Parties

Am i a party animal? Why don't i ever get invited to awesome and totally-amazing-cool-ish-epic parties? Is it because i'm a shut-in? I am a shut-in. I go home right after school and don't leave the house until the next morning. I don't even like going grocery shopping with my parents as much anymore. Is it because I'm lazy?! AM I NOT SOCIAL ENOUGH!?!?!?! SO MANY SMURFING QUESTIONS!!!! T_T Maybe if i post this, someone will finally love me (well, u know, besides steven...)

In other news... THE CARNIVAL IS STUCK OUT AT SEA!! THEY ARE MAKING PEOPLE EAT MAYONNAISE SANDWICHES AND SHOWER IN THE DARK!!! :O the world is a cruel, cruel place for mayonnaise-haters.

Peace, I guess...
MAdDi ThE ARtiST


PS I think I might post some art... Maybe...

Joel is a moron!

What kind of person gets kicked out of a play!?
Only a Moron!
Sorry Joel,
but you should try harder.
Just saying!

I Fail Beyond Belief

Hey it's Joel

Imma screwed cause I'm kicked out of the play.

I know trajic.

I don't know how to spell tragic.

SO I USE SPELL CHECK.

I'm so smurfing amazing.

To tell ya the truth I just say the real word execpt when I'm blogging.

AND I DO NOT BLOG!

BLOGGING CAN GO SMURF ITSELF!

FIVE TIMES!

In Drama/Study Hall

Hey! It's Hannah.
I'm in class right now, but I'm bored.
I should, of course, be working.
But hey!
Joe is trying not to kid Beth.
Maddi is sitting across from me looking hungry.
Laura is sitting on Katie's lap.
Katie has Laura on her lap.
Leo is being strangely quiet. Now he is looking at me like he wants to kill me.
Joel is in trouble.
Duncan is looking across the room at his girlfriend.
I am typing.
We are all listening to Beth give a speech about probation from the play.
I am not in the play.
Neither is Maddi.
Or Laura.
Or Leo.
I don't know if Joel is still in it. He might have been kicked out.
Katie is not in the play.
Joe is.
So is Duncan.
We are all laughing because Beth suggest that we all boo at Duncan.
We are still laughing.
Oh, Ashley is here now. Wonderful.
She is in the play.
It is cold. Very cold.
Maddi needs food. Do you have food?
I want food too.
Depending on what type of food it is.
Duncan has crossed the room and is sitting on the table.
Circle of poo, Duncan.
Duncan is going to perform a monolouge for the coffee-house.
They are always funny.
Maddi has slumped onto the table life she has given up on life.
Katie and Taylor are telling me to sign up for the coffee house.
I don't want to.
Smurf them.
ALSO!
Always replace negative words with smurf.
It will improve the environment and it will be difficult for people to take you seriously.
Example:
You son of a smurf!
I smurf you!
You smurfy smurf!

Taylor wants to do Dee task.
or whatever.
She wants me to do it too.
I said okay.
I don't know if I ment it.
I hate the person I like.
It's strange.
Everyone loves him.
He can do no wrong.
It makes me want to be the one person that can see through his act.
But no one believes me.
He is a smurf.
I am going to be Alice for the coffee house.
Taylor and Katie want to get white tee-shirts and paint our characters names on them.
Everyone is leaving.
I need to work.
Yours,
Hannah

Contact-ability

Hey peeps,

Guess what? Squidfeathers has an email address now... sort of... that you can contact if you have any ideas/requests/comments/questions that you cannot give to Your Friend the Squid or Maddi the Artist by any other means. So blah blah blah here ya go squidfeathers@ymail.com

Less than three,
Maddi teh Artist

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Mwah..Ha..HA

Yay!
I am now a Squid-Feather-er!
I feel so honored!
I'd like to thank my mom, because without her, I wouldn't be where I am now. Literally.
MMMMMMM....Taquito!
Chicka-WHAT!?!?!?!

I will WIN!

I am about to prove that I can make a better RANDOM AND BORED post than SEAN YOO!!!!! I am soooo going to win this.
Would you like to hear a tale of woe and deceit?
I guess not...
Oh well!
Once upon a time there was a girl.
Her name was Hannah.
Her friend, Taylor, was very closed minded.
Hannah could tell that her friend was closed minded, so she made a bet with her.
I bet that blurb balh blah blurg hag!
And Taylor said: I'll bet on that! That will never come true!
Since that day, Hannah and Taylor have been making bets and Hannah always wins.
Taylor thought that the only reason Hannah won was luck.
Hannah said: HAH! The day you win a bet, the world will end and we will all die!
So they bet.
And now, everyone has to live in fear that Taylor will somehow win a bet, and the world will end.

Yeah, so that was TOTALLY MORE RANDOM AND BORED than Sean Yoo, RIGHT?!

So you should all FAIL! his post and EPIC! mine!

Come on guys, this isn't about me winning! This is about Sean Yoo LOSING!
So click that button!
Join the masses!
Oh, also you should help me convince Beth that we need to watch the new Robin Hood movie in her class.
Chou!

i dunno

i feel like bloggin but i dont know what to write.

uhhh...

maybe they should make a mash of all the movies made in the seventies.

nah.

flu shots hurt.

hot chocolate is good

whats the point?

fail?

Meet the Meat!

random.
fast food.
comic.
so, yeah.

Hannah and the Devil pt.1

All new style, same old characters.
Hannah hears of the impending earthquake of mass destruction, and takes action.