The Shattered Planet

The Shattered Planet

A story by Duncan Smith

1. Into the Light from the Sweet, Sweet Darkness

Time means nothing in the void. Darkness is all that one finds in the eternal deep. As such, the small light that flourished in its depths was a phenomenon beyond the knowledge of any and all in this universe; the void was supposedly constant. Eternal. Somehow, this one small bright individual became in the midst of the void, an embodiment of pure will.

The light saw nothing, and fear took hold. It searched for the way out of the nothing, but found nothing of the like. Its despair began to grow, as it floundered through the nothingness. Its light had no way out. There was no conduit for it’s silent power. The darkness was absolute, allowing for no hope of escape.

The little light had almost lost hope when a way opened. The way into the light, to the real and true world behind the veil that was the void. And so the little flame went through the gate, into a new world. A world from which he would never escape. No acts of mercy would be given in this land, no portals to a new world. For sometimes, it is better to stay in the cool, calm darkness, rather than to go jumping headlong into the light.

This is the first bit. More to come. and yes, i double posted. DONT KILL ME!!

Doom...

The darkness of my mind envelops me...

I shall... COMPLETELY DISREGARD THE TITLE AND BE HAPPY :D

anyways... Good lord am i bored. Schools a pain. and stuff. ............... Fu-

O IM GETTING A NEW COMPUTER :D but it wont get here till Christmas D:

Oh well.

The Boredness continues.

And yeah. Im in a webcast show thing with The Anvil God

Fun.

No really.

It is.

You dont believe me, do you?

Crap.

Well.

I tried to spiff this up with a walking animation.

But i cant.

Because i cant animate with just my mouse.

Dangit.

Oh well.

ADIOS Y'ALL

-Duunko, the God of War

Urgent and Serious

Due to serious consideration, Beth the Director might bring Joel back into the school play!!!
(practice your lines, dude!!! You might be getting a second chance!)

Dysfunctional GingerBread Family Comics!

HI!
I-after feeling the same way Hannah does-I decided to try to draw something.
I tried to think of the most simple thing I could!
And I thought of-GINGERBREAD MEN!
Except these aren't your typical loving Ginger Bread Family.
I made a few comics so far, where the son "Son comes out ot the cupboard" where everybody finds out he's a cannibal.
And then the dad sets the house on fire.
And the baby plots how to kill his family.

Awww.....The holidays.  Cannibalistic, murderous, arsonistic little gingerbread people.  Doesn't that just warm your heart?

Drama, Floods, and Hilarious Pictures

What is wrong with some people?? Why is there so much drama in the world?? what's the big deal with relationships??? seriously! Stop being so serious! D:


also.... i've been stuck at my relatives' house for awhile since there's a flood problem at my house... there's a scanner, but i don't know how to use it. I also misplaced all the comics i've been working on, and i've been doing other stuff too... (-_-;) I'll figure it out!! 


on the bright side, i took a lot of (hilarious and sometimes *text-removed*) pics and vids over vacation, so i'll put them up pretty soon!




So sorry.............................
Maddi (Gangstilaniqua) the Artist

Hi
Me here. I know that you don't hear from me very often but i will be posting more now. Anyway a lot of you probally don't even know why im part of this site. Well neither do i. Buttttt i has got news. I WILL BE STARTING A WEBCAST series thing. If you like it tell your friends if you don't don't burn me 2 bad i'm still working on it. I will put the link up when i get on youtube. O yeah, don't tell people who could get me in trouble. Its not exactly PG.

PROJECT: Does Hannah have talent?!

Hey bugs. It's Hannah.
You guys might know me as the kinda-girly character that loves to explain things. 
I am usually seen flying. 
It is kind of my thing, ya know? Leo has his violence, Maddi has her dark funny/nothing-bothers-me attitude, but I have flying.
At least in the world of Squid Feathers.
In real life, Leo is violent.
Maddi has her attitude.
And I can fly.
Oh, wait a second! I CAN'T ACTUALLY FLY!
So, who am I?
What am I doing here?
In this strange world of awesomely strange people, where does Hannah contribute?
Even Joel, who is just the guy that everyone likes to hit, is an artist!
So is Laura (who is totally awesome).
And Maddi (but you guys knew that).
And Duncan (if you can call a photo-shopped smiley face art).
Leo is, well, not important right now.
Is Hannah an artist?
No.
NO.
N-O.
Spells no.
I feel so left out. I can't even post anything random right now.
Grr.
So! The point of this rant was to say:
I, Hannah Beezle, swear that I have no talent and (quite possibly) will never no matter whatsoever, whosoever, and howsoever happens.
However, this is going to change. I solemnly swear on the the existence of rainbow jello that I will try my hardest to prove that I can, and (quite possibly) will be an artist!
BAM!
Take that, smurfs!
BTW, I am rereading the Harry Potter Series for the 78th time. I am currently on page 689 of the fourth book. It is very good and I am almost done.
I have already tried to draw something, and failed. As soon as school starts again I will send it home with Maddi to scan and upload.
Chou!
PS. I think that the world has gone insane. I cannot be contacted in an emergency because I am under my desk with my fuzzy orange blanket hiding from the fozzies in my living room. I ate too many deep fat fried donuts.

Funny Faces

The tops the best

We All Here

If I started a comic This is how everyone would look.
It's everyone I can think of right now. Plz Comment

Thankful :D

My first COMIC post! hope you like it!

So this is my first uploaded comic. I tried to get everyone's opinion but finals got in the way and I ran out of time...sorry... anyway I finally posted after A LOT OF FUSSING and hopefully I can post some in the future IF people like them. SO! Here are some questions that I want to answer so PEOPLE WON'T KEEP ASKING!!!

-Laura (the EPIC!)

FAQ

Q: Are you replacing Maddi?
A: WTF? NOOoooo!!!!!!!!! I'm just making comics like everybody else just that It's starring MAINLY me. (because I can)

Q: When are you posting more comics?
A: When I have a scanner that's working , I have drawings to post, and I have enough time.

Q: Why do your drawings suck?
A: Would you like to say that again in front of my face and, of course in front of my staff?

Q: Are you drawing JUST comics?

A: No I will draw other stuff but for now I will put comics. :D

How to Be Hip

Ah, to be hip is a dream sought after by all.
What is "hip" you might ask? Well "Hip" defined in modern words
means things like "cool" and "Happening", ya know, "AWESOME".
With 'hip'ness comes great responsibility, so if you are to follow
this advice be aware of the consequences.


Difficulty: Moderately Easy




Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• A gym membership
• Hair products
• shirts with collars
• cool sayings
• 
  

1. 1
   If you have facial hair you are gonna wanna shave it off. Hip people think facial hair is dirty and jive, especially if you are a girl...Shave. No Varsity cheerleader/football player is going to want to make out with you in the backseat of your/his 65' mustang if you're not cleanly shaven and moisturized.
2. 2
   Your definitely going to have to pluck/wax/duct tape your eyebrows. Being Hip requires having 2 neatly shaped eyebrows, not one generic caterpillar crawling above your eyes. Take care of that and then move to step 3.
3. 3
   Its all about the clothes. If you have khakis then throw em away. Tight blue jeans are the only way to go here. If your jeans arent Levi's then your only a fake Hipster...get some Levi's man.
   
   If you dont own collared shirts, get some. Try to get every color imaginable, in long and short sleeves. When wearing a button shirt, never button it just leave it open to show your cool and hip white tee under it. Always, i repeat, "ALWAYS" pop your collar. Can you feel your awesomeness seeping out already?
4. 4
   White reebok tennis shoes...all white, nothing else.
5. 5
   Silver chain necklaces are the way to go. Gold is so 1998 and overdone by the mafia. Also a hoop ear ring in one ear (preferably the left for guys). Those are the only jewelry standards for being hip.
6. 6
   Practice your speaking. Use words like "RIGHTEOUS" and "GNARLY". Basically the more like a surfer you sound, the more hip you will become. Remember though, there is east coast hip and west coast hip. Dont get caught being East coast hip on the west coast or its your neck. Do your research.
7. 7
   Use the picture of Zack and A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell as your bible. Watch re-runs of the show to really get a vivid idea of what being hip is all about. Never ever use Screech as an example for hipness.
   
   

   Tips & Warnings

   • Always ignore nerds, stuff them in lockers when necessary
   • Always drive with your car's top down, even in the rain
   • When the teacher asks for your homework simply say...."You know im too cool for school"
   • Never say Yo more than once in a sentence, NEVER.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     yo everyone wazzup? yo all kno i've just been chillin', like "yo yo yo!" and junk. so, yo, i was lookin' around teh interwebs and saw this "yo yo yo" worthy article! just sayin, yo! y'all know i'm too cool for school, yo.
     *shoves nerd in locker then drives away in a convertible in the rain*

MWAHAHAHAHA

Keep Going....

Keep doing your posts Sean, I wanna see Mr. Birthday Cake have an aneurism.

reading is important (did i just say that?)

read the post about two posts down
itz soopa important

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i was just watching a tv show and this girl got hit in the head with a coconut and i thought,"aw thats too bad" and then i ate some cheeze

i did this

ch-ch-ch-chia! buy a chia pet today for only $14.99
wacha!
and i took this picture.

Nevada, Donations, and Advertisements

Hey! Maddi the Artist is going to Las Vegas for Thanksgiving, and I'm bringing my computer with me! If you have any suggestions for what I should do while I'm there with my aunts/uncles/cousins/whatevers tell me! I will send pictures! I won't have a scanner though so I can't post drawings until December :( We're probably going to see stuff like the Lion King for my sister but we might get to see some cooler and older kid stuff later if u know what I mean XD Also... if you want souvenirs... I might be able to get some :P


Oh and about the bank account thing, my dad (a responsible adult overseer person) and I have created the account at US Banks, it's a basic, free checking account. We will have an ATM card and later we may be able to apply for a checkbook. Right now, in order to activate the account we need 50$ or more. The idea is that if you donate, the percentage of initial deposit that you donate will be kind of like stock, so that your percentage is what we owe you. This means that in a couple of years you could make hundreds of dollars just by donating a few today!


Speaking of which, we will only be able to earn a lot of money if you guys tell people about this website, help us out, give suggestions, spread the word... ANYTHING that can help us be a better teen comic website. Also, once the ads are up... CLICK ON THEM! This will earn us a few cents more every time you click, and you can even just close the ad after you're done. Admins of the site can't click on them I think, that's why it's up to you, the viewers!


Anyway, I hope someone actually reads this because it's pretty important...


Maddi the Artist
Bloop.

And then i was flowers

I was so bored at school today I made this. Took and awesome face, tossed it into photoshop, and made it me. I used a mouse, so it looks bad. And i put it on a flower. hence the name. And yes, this is me tripping balls.

Embodiment of Epic

need i say more

The Flashlight Man Part II OMG

I was taking a walk with my family and we started walking on abandon streets. And it scary. Then we saw a bunch of huge random old houses with old men partying with young woman. Super Scary. I got to hold the flashlight so I became the flashlight man. DON DON DOOON. Then my Dad had to pee so we ran home.

P.S. What is the point in twitter. I don't need to know you had Chick-fil-a for lunch. or that you went into labor
Who goes into labor while they're tweeting, god.

Oh and by the way I had pizza for dinner

Flashlight Man

I was working on shadibng and this came out so, AWESOME!

ads

Hey guys. Squidfeathers will now be hosting ads to try and make some cash. The people who are in the comic, and you know hwo you are will get a cut. I'm working on the distrubutation.

Secrets

I've got a secret

That none shall know of

Even though a lot of people already know

So whatever.

I'm supposed to be studying

But everyone's chatting/ texting me

So I can't.

Hannah was at my house

She was on Facebook

I came back home

And it took me a while to realize

That I was on her Facebook

So I logged out of course :P

LOVE YOU!!!

I'm happy,

SO BAI :D

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A Competition of Sorts

So Laura and I were doodling and stuff and she started drawing this thing, and I said it was cool and she said it sucked so I made my own version of it and dared her to show both of them to people and make them choose which one is better. She said "Well you didn't even try to draw yours," and then refused to show it to people, which I was appalled at, because it took me like, ten whole minutes to make!!! FOR SHAME, LAURA, FOR SHAME. it hurt my feelings, so HERE- for ALL THE WORLD TO SEE!!!

Laura's Version

Maddi's Version

If you think laura's is epic, vote epic! If you think her's is fail, vote fail!!!! (please vote as honestly as possible?)

CAPS LOCKED!

CAPS LOCK


H3LP ME!
I'M LOCKED IN CAPS!
I CANT FIND THE BUTTON! BLAHHHH!
TOAST SMELLS LIKE FIRE,
WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
ok i got out
whew...
:( eat meat)

Hey just wanted to let you guys know that were almost at 2000 veiws and
ppl in other countries have started looking at this site 2

Parties

Am i a party animal? Why don't i ever get invited to awesome and totally-amazing-cool-ish-epic parties? Is it because i'm a shut-in? I am a shut-in. I go home right after school and don't leave the house until the next morning. I don't even like going grocery shopping with my parents as much anymore. Is it because I'm lazy?! AM I NOT SOCIAL ENOUGH!?!?!?! SO MANY SMURFING QUESTIONS!!!! T_T Maybe if i post this, someone will finally love me (well, u know, besides steven...)

In other news... THE CARNIVAL IS STUCK OUT AT SEA!! THEY ARE MAKING PEOPLE EAT MAYONNAISE SANDWICHES AND SHOWER IN THE DARK!!! :O the world is a cruel, cruel place for mayonnaise-haters.

Peace, I guess...
MAdDi ThE ARtiST


PS I think I might post some art... Maybe...

Joel is a moron!

What kind of person gets kicked out of a play!?
Only a Moron!
Sorry Joel,
but you should try harder.
Just saying!

I Fail Beyond Belief

Hey it's Joel

Imma screwed cause I'm kicked out of the play.

I know trajic.

I don't know how to spell tragic.

SO I USE SPELL CHECK.

I'm so smurfing amazing.

To tell ya the truth I just say the real word execpt when I'm blogging.

AND I DO NOT BLOG!

BLOGGING CAN GO SMURF ITSELF!

FIVE TIMES!

In Drama/Study Hall

Hey! It's Hannah.
I'm in class right now, but I'm bored.
I should, of course, be working.
But hey!
Joe is trying not to kid Beth.
Maddi is sitting across from me looking hungry.
Laura is sitting on Katie's lap.
Katie has Laura on her lap.
Leo is being strangely quiet. Now he is looking at me like he wants to kill me.
Joel is in trouble.
Duncan is looking across the room at his girlfriend.
I am typing.
We are all listening to Beth give a speech about probation from the play.
I am not in the play.
Neither is Maddi.
Or Laura.
Or Leo.
I don't know if Joel is still in it. He might have been kicked out.
Katie is not in the play.
Joe is.
So is Duncan.
We are all laughing because Beth suggest that we all boo at Duncan.
We are still laughing.
Oh, Ashley is here now. Wonderful.
She is in the play.
It is cold. Very cold.
Maddi needs food. Do you have food?
I want food too.
Depending on what type of food it is.
Duncan has crossed the room and is sitting on the table.
Circle of poo, Duncan.
Duncan is going to perform a monolouge for the coffee-house.
They are always funny.
Maddi has slumped onto the table life she has given up on life.
Katie and Taylor are telling me to sign up for the coffee house.
I don't want to.
Smurf them.
ALSO!
Always replace negative words with smurf.
It will improve the environment and it will be difficult for people to take you seriously.
Example:
You son of a smurf!
I smurf you!
You smurfy smurf!

Taylor wants to do Dee task.
or whatever.
She wants me to do it too.
I said okay.
I don't know if I ment it.
I hate the person I like.
It's strange.
Everyone loves him.
He can do no wrong.
It makes me want to be the one person that can see through his act.
But no one believes me.
He is a smurf.
I am going to be Alice for the coffee house.
Taylor and Katie want to get white tee-shirts and paint our characters names on them.
Everyone is leaving.
I need to work.
Yours,
Hannah

Contact-ability

Hey peeps,

Guess what? Squidfeathers has an email address now... sort of... that you can contact if you have any ideas/requests/comments/questions that you cannot give to Your Friend the Squid or Maddi the Artist by any other means. So blah blah blah here ya go squidfeathers@ymail.com

Less than three,
Maddi teh Artist

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Mwah..Ha..HA

Yay!
I am now a Squid-Feather-er!
I feel so honored!
I'd like to thank my mom, because without her, I wouldn't be where I am now. Literally.
MMMMMMM....Taquito!
Chicka-WHAT!?!?!?!