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So yeah. Even though I've been a failure these past two-or-so months, at least I haven't forgotten the yearly squidfeathers tradition of alternate universe comics. Also, HAPPY SKYRIM FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PRE-ORDERED IT. I did not. I am ashamed. Also, happy veteran's day, for those of you who celebrate it. I have veterans in my family, too, but they were... kind of... on the other side of the war. Sooooo yeah. Anyway, here's the first comic celebrating 11-11-11!!

I kind of didn't have a scanner (I'm at a hotel in Pasadena right now for some reason... I woke up tied to a bed that smelled like vodka, but whatever), so I took pictures of my comics with a camera phone. I will get better quality pics if I can.

For clarification, Joel is not coming back alive. You're welcome.

The Medusa 2000 is patent pending. All those who violate the patent and it's conditions will be subject to being turned into stone and being placed artistically on a fountain in Stan's backyard. He enjoys exterior decorating.

If you can translate what I said in the third-to-last panel, you win a prize! If you are fluent in the language you are disqualified, and if you get someone who is fluent to tell you what it says, you are also disqualified, and if you get someone who knows someone who is fluent to tell you what it says, then you are ALSO disqualified. And if you use Google translate, then I laugh at your face.

With Love, Peace, Hugs, Kisses, and Weapons of Mass Destruction,

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDI teh artist