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In Which All Hell Breaks Loose Due to Leo's Bad Art.

so yeah, I'm learning to use Windows Paint without making it look like crap. Btw, I'm still wearing mittens while all of this is happening. Goodie.

Feeling totally PRO!
Maddi teh Artist

Happy Christm- Hanuk- Kwa- WHATEVER!!!

Haha. No one will read this post. Oh well. Happy Holidays!

(TOTALLY PLATONIC) love, Maddi the Artist

ELEVENELEVENELVEN

So yeah. Even though I've been a failure these past two-or-so months, at least I haven't forgotten the yearly squidfeathers tradition of alternate universe comics. Also, HAPPY SKYRIM FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PRE-ORDERED IT. I did not. I am ashamed. Also, happy veteran's day, for those of you who celebrate it. I have veterans in my family, too, but they were... kind of... on the other side of the war. Sooooo yeah. Anyway, here's the first comic celebrating 11-11-11!!

I kind of didn't have a scanner (I'm at a hotel in Pasadena right now for some reason... I woke up tied to a bed that smelled like vodka, but whatever), so I took pictures of my comics with a camera phone. I will get better quality pics if I can.

For clarification, Joel is not coming back alive. You're welcome.

The Medusa 2000 is patent pending. All those who violate the patent and it's conditions will be subject to being turned into stone and being placed artistically on a fountain in Stan's backyard. He enjoys exterior decorating.

If you can translate what I said in the third-to-last panel, you win a prize! If you are fluent in the language you are disqualified, and if you get someone who is fluent to tell you what it says, you are also disqualified, and if you get someone who knows someone who is fluent to tell you what it says, then you are ALSO disqualified. And if you use Google translate, then I laugh at your face.

With Love, Peace, Hugs, Kisses, and Weapons of Mass Destruction,

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDI teh artist

Happy Hallo's Eve

Happy early Halloween everyone :3 this is a crappy drawing using photoshop

Crisis!

We have trouble people! Due to an unfortunate series of events, our work is at risk. We have recieved reports of traitors in our midst. Come on people! We cannot give up hope! Squidfeathers may falter, but it will never die! Im gonna do my part and post more. Hopefully everyone else can go ahead and help out. Just a few people can't manage this on their own. Everybody's gotta do their part if we're gonna keep the heart of Squuidfeathers beating. So who's with me?

Drawing during class

I know, I know, most are on lined paper and I do apologize for that. I drew these during class at stupid RHS. The first one obviously tells where I want to be right now. The shark one was originally drawn for my English teacher because she is afraid of sharks. The last one is really awkward because i drew it accidentally like that. (hard to believe but true) yea blah blah blah no one cares because it's not a comic. Hope you enjoy!

-Laura (the epic)

My um....Fairy...Tale?

So, my mother did not let me go to the LA county fair..so I was mad...so I started writing...And I haven't written in about a year..SO I need some advice/critique. Pleeeeaaase :D

“Cinderella! CINDERELLA!”

“Huh? Oh…what?”  Cinderella steps out of bed, and looks around her room.  She watches the window, waiting. 
“Well come on now!  Am I supposed to do my own hair now, Huh? Come on, you useless birds!”

            Cinderella gives up, and pins her own hair up.  Now who would’ve thought birds were so unreliable?

            Cinderella walks down stairs, to find her actually rather attractive stepsisters eating Cheerios, and Lucky Charms.  Cinderella slumps to the pantry, and digs out a cherry Poptart.

            They hear the doorbell ring, and the “evil” stepmother rushes in.  The girls look expectantly at the door.

“Oh..No thank you! We’re renters…” the stepmother lies, trying to get rid of the solicitor, as she closes the door, “Just another carpet cleaner.”

“Mother, can we get a piz-“ Cinderella is interrupter by another knock at the door.

“I THOUGHT I TOLD Y..Oh, Hello there! A party you say? Why of course!” the stepmother says, as she closes the door, “Girls! Guess wha-“  The doorbell rings again.

“I HAVE NO INTEREST IN BECOMING A MORMON!” The Stepmother screams as she opens the door, expecting a missionary.  She opens the door, and instead finds a chubby old lady, wearing a blue cape.

“Hey, Hi, Yes, hello.  So, I’m ya Fairy GodMomma. You got wishes? I got the power to grant ‘em to ya. Hurry, though, it’s almost my cigarette break,” the Fairy Godmomma says, in a Jersey Accent.

“Oh! I’m sorry. The dysfunctional family you’re looking for is down the block,” the stepmother says cheerfully.

The Fairy GodMomma drives away on her jazzy, at the fast and furious speed of ½ mile per hour.

“What is the invitation to stepmother? Is it to a ball?” Cinderella asks.

“Pft! No! It’s to a rave, Cindy!” one of the stepsisters answer.

“Can we go Stepmother?!”
“Why of cour-“ the stepmother starts, but gets interrupted by Cinderella.

“I HAVE TO GO!  I MUST! Or I shall die alone with 37 cats at my side!” Cinderalla whines.

“I said you could g-“

Cinderella interrupts again, “Why do you hate meee? Why must I go to unsanitary rodents for my affection?!” Cinderella starts to cry, and she runs upstairs.

“Well that was melodramatic,” one of the stepsisters say.

“Well, how about you two go get ready for the party, and I’m going to go find Cinderella,” the stepmother replies.

            That night, Cinderella, and the stepsisters set off for the ball in a, you guessed it, squash!

            “Cinderella, did we have to go in another vegetable?” the stepsisters whine in unison, “How come we couldn’t get a limo, like everybody else?”

“Because I’m a vegetarian, okay?” Cinderella snaps.

            They arrive at the party. Lights and smoke can be seen from the outside.  They walk inside, and they all cough, due to it’s very smoker-friendly lounge.

            “Come here often?” A sleazy guy yells across the room at Cinderella.  Cinderella runs away, and accidently steps out of her shoe.

            “OH NO! What ever shall I do? Think Cindy…Think….I had my shoe, now I don’t. Leave it! That’s what I should do!” Cinderella leaves the shoe, and a pimple-faced young man grabs it.

            Cinderella, and her stepsisters end up spending the night at the rave, due to drunken stupor.  The next morning, they wake up, and look around at all the trash, and glitter dumped all over the floor.

            “Who invited Ke$ha to the party?” Cinderella asks, picking herself up, and getting ready to walk home.

            “Wait! Cindy! Why don’t we take the squash home?”

            “Oh..yeah…I ate it…and then set some on fire…and then I ate that too…it felt like a good idea at the time…it still feels like a good idea,” Cinderella says, stumbling around, “You know, you were always my best friend!” She mumbles, and slowly passes out again.  The stepsisters drag her the rest of the way home.

            At home, the doorbell rings, and in steps the pimple-faced young man.

            “I saw you at the party, and you looked desperate, and drunk, and those are the traits I need in my women,” he says, as he snorts, and pushes up his glasses.

“I want the nerd!”

“NO, I want the nerd!”

“No, I DO!”

            All three sisters get in a fight, and the nerd, and the stepmother just watch.

            “Now that’s hot,” the nerd says, “Ladies, Ladies, No need to fight! I’m a polygamist! There enough of me to go around.”

            “Yay!”

            All of a sudden, Cinderella vomits up the burning squash, and the drapes are set on fire.  The fire travels, and goes throughout the whole house. Nobody survives!

Sneaky Vlad 4

Screw the Holy Hand Grenade! That thing's definitely defective. It couldn't even kill a rabbit! That's why we have... THE HOLY PLASMA GRENADE!

Joel was right! Also, why do they call Hell the basement???

Sneaky Vlad 3

Ummm.... Why is Aidan the only one that gets a ghost???

(Aidan in background): Because I'm awesome! That's why!

Sneaky Vlad 2

Sneaky Vlad

He is very sneaky with his powers of pixelation. And note, we as a collective body have voted to not support Aidan in the life choices he makes.

Grant the Overseer

Laura returns Stan and Aidan to their normal species, and Aidan goes right back to his lowly job of shoveling hay for Grant.

Drake the Blue Knight

Special Request Comics! We had a school barbeque last Saturday... HILARIOUS.

Enter Drake: Blue Knight of Dumbassia!
*Note that Duncan may also occasionally kick Leo's ass in any chosen field.

If you don't know who Sweeney Todd is, then you fail. I gotta get me summa dem meat pies.

Milk and Wild Cherry Pepsi are the sources of Drake's power.
Unmarked monetary bills are the source of Maddi's happiness.

Portal References 4

Alex gets pickaxe-pwned. What Whaaaaat!

Portal References 3

Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You...

Achievement Earned: The Part Where He Kills You; this is that part.

Vlad the Russian

Admittedly, Aidan is a bit racist towards Russians...

Portal Refrences 2

Hmm... I wonder if people still remember the turret dialogue. That was my favorite part of the second game. I like to imagine Aidan with the crazy defective turret's voice.

Portal References

"Alex, it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage," is what I would say.... if he weren't holding a gun....

Goodbye, Hello!

The new line-up for the new school year! Um... wait a sec...

Laura isn't too happy i thiiiiiink.... T_T we do miss her though!

Lady and the Lion 2

Oh Joel, so easily tricked.

Why Telling Bad Jokes Is a Bad Idea

"Bad jokes really can cause social harm. New research found that failed attempts at humor can provoke surprisingly rude responses, with the harshest reactions coming from friends and family."

No, really. I'm serious.

Also! Vote guys! I don't know which "Lady and the Lion sequel to post yet! The outcome depends on youuuuuuuuuuuu! (even though I doubt that anyone's actually reading this blog anymore... But if you are, spread the word!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGHGHGRHRRHRRR)

Nice to meet you everyone!

My name is Gret the Green. I am very excited to be a part of the dream team! Although I am not currently planning on making any appearances on the Squidfeathers comics, I am doing my best to contribute. Mostly right now my biggest hurdle is organizing the archives. Wish me luck!

Lady and the Lion

Woot woot. Joel gets pwned once again.

For some reason whenever school starts I decide to be much more pro-active.... So I uploaded everything I had, and I'm working on a lot more stuff, and I plan on posting at least once a week from now on (maybe). Over the summer I got an awesome USB that I've got working with my scanner and I've worked out a system for retrieving my files so I'll be able to upload without any time consuming hassles.

Anyway, this comic is actually from last year, but I'll have more recent ones up soon.

Flower blog...?

Hi everyone! It's moi. Summer is boring. But at least I have a life still lolol Joel fail. I got an iPhone but that's about it.
I was thinking of turning my little blog thing into a site for me to post cool pictures of nature and crap.
What do you guys think?

Squidfeathers Goes International!

Huzzah! for the first time in squidfeathers history, a member has posted from another country! i've successfully posted on the site from my home country, the netherlands.

...none of you know where that is, do you. direct your eyes to any convenient world map and cross the sea between great britain and the rest of Europe. the small blip of a country with an arch-shaped archepilago is my current location. i will be hard to contact until about august 13 or 14 (im not sure when i get back, the flight is a whole day total) but after that i will be home. meanwhile, please enjoy this picture of a massive metal atom. feel free to ask me what the heck it is. happy rest-of-the-vacation everyone!

I know the time on the thing but I have no life and I'm bored. SO I AM HERE TO PRESENT absolutely nothing.

Obvious Site Changes

Hi.
Well, I finished the template, and uh, I put the logo over the whole site, and it was distracting, so that's why it's blue after the first bit.  Um, if you guys don't like this, I can change it with just one click.
I am working on making it so the cursor will be a feather whenever on this site, and I am also working on making it so it plays the Unites States of Pop whenever on this site (Which the user can turn off if he/she wants to...) So yeah...
I'm gonna stop talking.....
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Life's Questions...

Hey guys
So along with life's other questions, I was wondering, what could I post on Squid Feathers?
And then BAM it hit me. Right in the forehead.
Now I have a boo boo.
Anyways.
What's better that a Pickle?
And no, not the pickle that's eaten by Snooki, my "reality" Tv loving friends.
But a yodeling pickle.

Drinking from a foaming mug.

The Menu from Hell

Oh my God this site is dying T_T


Sorry guys, but I can't access the computer where I saved all my comics because of technical difficulties, and I've been busy with a lot of other projects, but for now, enjoy this restaurant menu!


Keep posting!


Maddi the Artist

leo's laptop

the joel juicer

leo scouts

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A word...or two...

Hello there everyone.

I haven't posted in a while, mainly because 1. I haven't drawn anything good and 2. I'm horrible at it compared to almost everyone else here. Instead i'll just talk. About what I don't know quite yet.
I know! I'll yell at everyone else here at Squidfeathers! Hey you! Yeah, you guys! Why are there like three people who post these days? And even they don't post that much. POSTZ MOAR!!...there. i am satisfied.
Well, since I have nothing to say, I will go now. Bye!

Ark of the Covenant 3

Clothes?!?! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

The Password is bananas.

Ark of the Covenant 2

BROKEN SUNGLASSES D:

Alex is out for revenge!

WacDonald's

Finally! Someone who understands!

Animal cruelty and unhealthy food are big issues with the WacDonald's company. It's just WACKED UP! Here's some information on why we should boycott WacDonald's, and even fast food all together! (Except for Win-n-Out, that stuff is goooood)

Peace, love, and veggies!
Maddi teh Artist

Ark of the Covenant

ZOMG IT'S AN AIRPLANE!!!!!!!!

Leo wants to be the Chess God. Cool.

Decoy

Warning: May be offensive... Sorry.

Remember: Good Friends Take the Blame!

Prequel to a series............. dan dan DAAAAAN!

It's April Fools, Fools!

Actually.. I'm a few days late, but whatever! I was kinda busy! Anyway, here's pretty much what happened on friday, tee-hee.

P.S. Leo, please don't be mad at me!!!

Before you ask: yes, I do have real Guilt Lazors. I am very skilled at using them.

Why is Sean there??? I have no idea.

Okay, maybe this didn't actually happen. But still, you gotta admit, it's hella funny.

XP

i just saw the video of me lip-syncing to the chipmonks on youtube...

its not my fault...

there must have been something in my dates because i dont remember half of that day

How to Play Chess

 Alright, alright, another chess comic.

I admit: We're all a bunch of nerds here.

And that's A-Okay. I mean, look, we still have guns! 

Note: The book is Maddi is reading is still in production.

We might have to edit some stuff out for... Safety reasons...

Duncan Tries Archery

Funny story -- our school really is in front of a hospital.

And whaddya know, it's a crazy house.

Um, er, I mean... Behavioral Medical Center.

Duncan tries archery -- officially a Bad Idea.


P.S. Scanner's back! Yay!

BWAHAHAHA

I Bet you didn't think i would come back? Well here i am, in all my glory, a veritable masterpiece of procrastination other kinds of realistic d0om. WELL. This has been my life lately

If that violates the terms of the site, so be it. Delete it, i dun care. BUT ANYWAYS yeah life is shit. Story at eleven.

how to make a squid feathers comic

blood and gore and violence galore!

thats what squid feathers is made of.

oh! and you definitely need a good violent artist.

and some snacks...

and thats about it...

so yeah...

okay...

SKU:RTP001

Hello World!

Hi everybody! I'm finally and officially on squidfeathers! You probably know me as Stan at school, but I'm going with Chaosmonger. If you don't like chaos then you're being logical, and why be logical when you can wreak havoc and spread chaos! Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! ...sorry. I think I'm gonna like it here!

PI DAY!!!

Hey everyone... IT'S PI DAY! Celebrate pi day by eating pie all day!

Enjoy!

-Laura teh Epic